Hilarious Quotes for Turning 40

1. Life begins at 40, but so do falling apart bodies and feeling like you need to nap all the time.
2. Turning 40 is like turning 21 in Celsius. Happy Fahrenheit birthday!
3. At 40, you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
4. At 40, everything is either too tight or too loose, except for your schedule – that’s always too full.
5. Turning 40 is a lot like standing in a dark room and trying to find the light switch. It may take a while, but eventually, you’ll find it.
6. Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes. Welcome to 40.
7. Turning 40 is a reminder that gravity still works, especially on your face.
8. When you hit 40, you start to realize that your parents were right about a lot of things. Just don’t tell them that.
9. At 40, you start to realize that you’re not just aging like fine wine – you’re aging like milk.
10. Turning 40 is like fine wine – it gets better with age, but sometimes it gives you a headache.
11. Forty isn’t old, if you’re a tree. But if you’re a person, then yeah, it’s pretty old.
12. At 40, you’re not over the hill – you’re just getting to the top.
13. Forty is when you finally stop caring about what other people think and start caring about what you think.
14. At 40, you’re too young to retire but too old to go clubbing. It’s the perfect age for a nap.
15. Turning 40 is like getting a new phone – all the apps start updating automatically and you have no idea what’s going on.
16. Sometimes I wonder how I made it to 40 without adult supervision. Oh wait, I am the adult.
17. 40 is the new 30, except for the fact that you can’t remember where you left your keys.
18. Turning 40 is a lot like turning 30, but with more wrinkles and responsibility. Here’s to growing old disgracefully.

1. At 40, you have the wisdom of a sage and the bladder of a toddler.

2. Turning 40 is like being a fine wine – you only get better with age.

3. Life begins at 40, but so do those pesky grey hairs.

4. Forty is the new thirty, except now you have to pay more for anti-aging creams.

5. They say life begins at 40, but I’m still waiting for my manual on how to adult.

6. At 40, you start to realize that the best years of your life may have already passed…but at least you can still rock a killer party.

7. They say 40 is the new 30, but my knees beg to differ.

8. At 40, you finally stop caring about what other people think…mainly because you can’t remember their names anyway.

9. Turning 40 is like hitting the halfway point of a great book – you’ve come so far, but there’s still so much more to enjoy.

10. Forty is when you really start to appreciate the beauty of naps.

11. If you can’t laugh at yourself at 40, then you’re taking life way too seriously.

12. Turning 40 is like reaching the top of the mountain and realizing you’ve still got a whole other side to climb.

13. At 40, you’re old enough to know better but still young enough to do it anyway.

14. There’s no such thing as being over the hill at 40…just a little extra padding at the bottom.

15. At 40, you’ve finally earned the right to say ‘I told you so’ without feeling guilty.

16. Forty is when you start to realize that your body is a temple…and that temple needs some serious renovations.

17. Turning 40 is like graduating from the school of life with a degree in sarcasm.

18. They say life begins at 40, but I’m pretty sure my midlife crisis started at 35.

1. Turning 40 is like finally reaching the top of the roller coaster and seeing the drop ahead. Just hold on tight and enjoy the ride!
2. At 40, you’re finally old enough to know better, but still young enough to do it anyway.
3. Turning 40 is like realizing your youth is behind you, but your wisdom is just beginning.
4. Life begins at 40… well, at least my midlife crisis does!
5. Turning 40 is like being a fine wine – the older you get, the better you become.
6. At 40, you start to realize just how ridiculous your younger self was… and yet, you can’t help but laugh about it.
7. Turning 40 is like finally getting the punchline to the joke called life.
8. 40 is the new 30… or at least that’s what I keep telling myself to feel better about all these gray hairs.
9. Reaching 40 is a lot like being a teenager again – full of awkward moments, questionable decisions, and a lot of laughter along the way.
10. At 40, you start to appreciate the little things in life… like naps and early bedtimes.
11. Turning 40 is like realizing you’re halfway through the game of life, but still having plenty of time for a comeback.
12. 40 is when you start saying things like, ‘Back in my day…’ and realizing just how old you sound.
13. At 40, you start to embrace your quirks and imperfections, because let’s face it – you’re too old to care what others think.
14. Turning 40 is like finally becoming the wise, mature adult you always thought you were… until you realize you still laugh at fart jokes.
15. 40 is when you start to notice your parents were right about a lot of things… but you’ll never admit it to them.
16. At 40, you begin to appreciate the value of good friends, good wine, and a good sense of humor.
17. Turning 40 is like hitting the reset button on your life, but with a little more wisdom and a lot more laughter.
18. 40 is when you start to realize that age is just a number, but a really big, significant number.

1. Turning 40 is like turning the page in a book to a new chapter of hilarity.

2. Life begins at 40…and so does the endless supply of hilarious anecdotes.

3. They say 40 is the new 30, but I say it’s the new opportunity for even more hilarious shenanigans.

4. Turning 40 means finally embracing all the hilarious quirks and flaws that make us who we are.

5. At 40, you’re officially too old to care about what people think…which leads to some hilariously bold choices.

6. Forty is the age when you can look back on all the hilarious mistakes you made in your 20s and 30s and just laugh.

7. When you hit 40, you realize that life is just a series of hilarious moments strung together.

8. Turning 40 is like finally getting the punchline to the joke that is your life…and it’s hilarious.

9. By 40, you’ve collected enough hilarious stories to start your own stand-up routine.

10. Forty is when you start to appreciate the beauty of your own ridiculousness and find it hilariously charming.

11. At 40, you’re officially old enough to know better, but still young enough to do it anyway…hilariously.

12. The best thing about turning 40 is embracing the fact that you’re now old enough to know better, but still young enough to do it anyway…and make it hilariously legendary.

13. Forty is when you can look in the mirror and see all the wrinkles and gray hairs, and just laugh at the hilarity of it all.

14. Turning 40 is like finally reaching the summit of a mountain of hilarity…and realizing there’s still a whole range of peaks to conquer.

15. Forty is the age when you can laugh at all the things that used to make you cry…because now they’re just hilariously ridiculous.

16. At 40, you start to realize that the secret to a happy life is just embracing the hilarity of it all.

17. Forty is when you can sit back, relax, and enjoy the hilarity of being old enough to know better, but young enough to not give a damn.

18. Turning 40 is like finally joining the exclusive club of people who can laugh at themselves and find the hilarity in every situation.